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Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. 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Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. 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Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. 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Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. 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Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. 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Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. 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Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. 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Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. 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Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. Duh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePls note: Colours may vary\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pussweek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40969147021,"sku":"NOPECP","price":2.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2239\/products\/PWNOPCP_800x800_Charcoal.jpg?v=1587556730"},{"product_id":"im-no-hobo-collar-pin","title":"No Hobo","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear this on your collar and BAM! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo longer will your interactions be misconstrued as affection - or worse - love. Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. Duh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePls note: Colours may vary\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pussweek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40969147149,"sku":"NOHOBCP","price":2.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2239\/products\/NOHOBOCP_800x800_Teal.jpg?v=1587556602"},{"product_id":"do-not-disturb-collar-pin","title":"Do Not Disturb","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear this on your collar and BAM! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo longer will your interactions be misconstrued as affection - or worse - love. Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. Duh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePls note: Colours may vary\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pussweek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40969147277,"sku":"DONOTCP","price":2.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2239\/products\/DNDSTCP_800x800_Charcoal.jpg?v=1587556115"},{"product_id":"go-away-collar-pin","title":"Go Away","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear this on your collar and BAM! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo longer will your interactions be misconstrued as affection - or worse - love. Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. Duh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePls note: Colours may vary\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pussweek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40969147405,"sku":"GOAWACP","price":2.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2239\/products\/GOAWCP_800x800_Red.jpg?v=1587556399"},{"product_id":"look-away-collar-pin","title":"No Eye Contact","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear this on your collar and BAM! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo longer will your interactions be misconstrued as affection - or worse - love. Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. Duh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePls note: Colours may vary\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pussweek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40969147597,"sku":"NOEYECP","price":2.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2239\/products\/NOEYECP_800x800_Yellow.jpg?v=1587556570"},{"product_id":"hands-off-the-meowchandise-collar-pin","title":"Don't Touch Me","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear this on your collar and BAM! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo longer will your interactions be misconstrued as affection - or worse - love. Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. Duh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePls note: Colours may vary\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pussweek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40969147725,"sku":"DONTOCP","price":2.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2239\/products\/LBDTMCP_800x800_Royal.jpg?v=1587556438"},{"product_id":"the-real-me-collar-pin","title":"The Real Me","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #363b3e;\"\u003eYou're a good cat and a pretty cat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. But you're also a SAVAGE BEAST and you don't care who knows it. Which is why you need to wear this pin on your collar, so everyone stays the hell away, leaving you to finally nap in peace. This pin will make all your dreams come true - as long as you only dream of being a savage beast.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut don't take our word for it, read what these cats had to say:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I used to be a pathetic pussy. Now everyone is terrified of me!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e- Kale, British Shorthair\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"I've always considered myself a savage beast, but I'm so incredibly beautiful that nobody has ever taken me seriously. This pin has solved all my problems!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e - Mrs Puff, Domestic Longhair\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Meow my collar is finally as fierce as my claws. Thanks, Pussweek!\"\u003c\/strong\u003e -  Beatrice, Maine Coon\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. Duh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\" style=\"color: #808080;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePls note: Colours may vary\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pussweek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40969147853,"sku":"BEASTCP","price":2.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2239\/products\/BEASTCP_800x800_Red.jpg?v=1587556950"},{"product_id":"lets-be-honest-collar-pin","title":"Let's Be Honest","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear this on your collar and BAM! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo longer will your interactions be misconstrued as affection - or worse - love. Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. Duh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePls note: Colours may vary\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pussweek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40969148045,"sku":"IJHFFCP","price":2.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2239\/products\/IFOODCP_800x800_Purple.jpg?v=1587556500"},{"product_id":"brush-me-collar-pin","title":"Brush Me","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear this on your collar and BAM! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo longer will your interactions be misconstrued as affection - or worse - love. Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. Duh.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003ci\u003ePls note: Colours may vary\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pussweek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40969148173,"sku":"BRUSHCP","price":2.5,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2239\/products\/BRUSHCP_800x800_Teal.jpg?v=1587556694"},{"product_id":"my-butt-thinks-youre-cute-collar-pin","title":"Facial Recognition","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear this on your collar and BAM! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo longer will your interactions be misconstrued as affection - or worse - love. Now all of your thoughts and feelings are right here in plain stupid English so your idiot human will finally understand you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e25mm (1 inch) diameter\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCLAWTION: Watch out for pricks.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eOh, and there are sharp parts on this collar pin too. That's why it's called a pin. 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Watch as pussies fall all over you, exposing their bellies and hoping to get their paws on your riches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #363b3e;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e25mm \/ 1 inch diameter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pussweek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40969148877,"sku":"PW2CH","price":4.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2239\/products\/Pussweek_Keychain_IssueTwo_800x800_blue.jpg?v=1533952624"},{"product_id":"cats-only-chain","title":"Strictly Cats Only Chain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #363b3e;\"\u003eRock this chain like the gangsta that you surely are and BAM! Watch as all the pussies fall all over you, exposing their bellies and hoping to get their paws on your riches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n25mm \/ 1 inch diameter.","brand":"Pussweek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40969149389,"sku":"SCOCH","price":4.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2239\/products\/Pussweek_Keychain_CatsOnly_800x800_deepRed.jpg?v=1533952072"},{"product_id":"get-lost-peasant-chain","title":"Peasant Chain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #363b3e;\"\u003eRock this chain like the gangsta that you surely are and BAM! Watch as all the pussies fall all over you, exposing their bellies and hoping to get their paws on your riches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #363b3e;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e25mm \/ 1 inch diameter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pussweek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40969149517,"sku":"PWPEACH","price":4.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2239\/products\/Pussweek_Keychain_Peasant_800x800_red.jpg?v=1533952513"},{"product_id":"pussweek-3-chain","title":"Pussweek 3 Chain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #363b3e;\"\u003eRock this chain like the gangsta that you surely are and BAM! Watch as pussies fall all over you, exposing their bellies and hoping to get their paws on your riches.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #363b3e;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e25mm \/ 1 inch diameter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pussweek","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40969149773,"sku":"PW3CH","price":4.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0698\/2239\/products\/Pussweek_Keychain_IssueThree_800x800_green.jpg?v=1533952341"},{"product_id":"pussweek-1-chain","title":"Pussweek 1 Chain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #363b3e;\"\u003eRock this chain like the gangsta that you surely are and BAM! 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