Don't Pet Me If You Just Met Me Deluxe Magnet - US Clearance

$7.50 $3.75

Send a clear message to moron humans and their disgusting hands with this direct and idiot-proof magnet. Stick it on your fridge. Or anywhere magnetic, really.

Measures 65mm x 90mm. Shiny. Not all that tasty to lick but you can give it a go.