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Feline misunderstood? Tired of listening to boring humans? Get your paws on Pussweek! It's essential litterbox reading.
But don't just take our word for it. Or do. Whatever. Look at a bunch of our satisfied readers!
I ONLY READ IT FOR THE ARTICLES
I suppose there are one or two saucy centrefolds in a couple of the Pussweek issues, but I assure you I am not here for that. I take Pussweek under the bed with me so I can read it in peace. I find the articles scintillating, relatable, and the writing style is extremely nipple. Oh... uhh, did I just say nipple back there? Ha ha, oops! I meant ballsy. No, I didn't. I meant un-neutered! Wait... it's nipples. What was the question again? Please don't publish this.
I MIGHT NOT PEE ON THIS
Being a cat of great intellect, I'd always need to read whilst doing my business. But without any cat-specific material around, I'd get bored and pee on the wall instead. Then a friend showed me her Pussweek and I couldn't believe my eyes - a whole publication created by cats, for cats! I've waited, like, four of my lives for this! It's so fresh and funny and relevant - my litter box breaks are now thrilling! ...I do still pee on the wall of course. I'm not an idiot.
I used to be a weak little pussy with low self esteem – I had no idea what I was doing with my nine lives. Looking back, I realise I didn't really know how to be a cat because I had no strong feline role models around. But since I found Pussweek I've seen the light. Now I'm a confident cat who pushes things off tables without a care, shreds the toilet roll like nobody's business, and you know what else? I'm THIS FREAKING CLOSE to catching the red dot.
Lots of ORIGINAL and HILARIOUS content! Including but not limited to:
• Pawparazzi pics
• Extreme sports
• Feline empowerment tips
• Top 20 lists
• Gripping articles
• Real life stories
• D.I.Y. tips
• Nude centrefolds
• Hairy centrefolds
Plus much much more!
...You know, pretty much everything a cat needs.
Tell them to hurry up with some refreshments. Reading makes you hungry.
Your human says a lot of things.
Absolutely. Pussweek is printed on the highest quality materials and we encourage you to put your bum on all of them. Pay special attention to the Issue 5 and Issue 6 covers in particular - they have a familiar fuzzy feel we think you'll recognise. Pussweek is also great to chew on when you're done. You can even bite a hole in it and have your Fang Shui analysed by Pussweek's Catstrologer and Clawvoyant!
Yes, but we're not sure when. Our human scribe has had some issues of her own and needs to focus on those for a while, but she welcomes your purrs and figurative figure-eights while she recovers. Join the meowing list, take a nap, live your best nine lives, and we'll wake you up when the next issue is good ready.