Lick Carpet - Deluxe Magnet
Some cats lick carpet, ok? It doesn't make you less of a cat if you slurp the rug every night or even several times a day. And you should NEVER be judged for the shag pile you can't help but drool over. Stick this magnet on the fridge with pride. Or stick it anywhere magnetic, really.
Measures 65mm x 90mm. Shiny. Not all that tasty to lick but you can give it a go.