Sausage & Carpet - Deluxe Magnet
Some cats lick carpet. Some cats eat sausage. Some cats do both. Some humans say that those cats are just greedy, but this is obviously rubbish since we are cats and we can lick & eat whatever we damn well please SO SHUT UP, HUMAN, YOU KNOW NOTHING.
Stick this magnet on the fridge with pride. Or stick it anywhere magnetic, really.
Measures 65mm x 90mm. Shiny. Not all that tasty to lick but you can give it a go.