STFU I'm Fancy - Deluxe Magnet
Feeling disrespected? Constantly being spoken to in a baby voice like some kind of imbecile? It's time to put your human in their place my reminding them how fancy you are, and how UN-fancy they are by comparison.
Stick this magnet on the fridge. Or stick it anywhere magnetic, really.
Measures 65mm x 90mm. Shiny. Not all that tasty to lick but you can give it a go.