Collar Pins

Wear your feelings on your collar (spelled out in plain stupid English) and never be misunderstood by your idiot human again!

The above are styling suggestions only. You may look better or worse than these cats, and that's for you to come to terms with on your own.

Peasant
Peasant
Peasant
Peasant

Peasant

$3.00
Ok idc
Ok idc
Ok idc
Ok idc

Ok idc

$3.00
Go Away
Go Away
Go Away

Go Away

$3.00
Wake Me For Food
Wake Me For Food
Wake Me For Food

Wake Me For Food

$3.00
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE

NOPE

$3.00
Let's Be Honest
Let's Be Honest
Let's Be Honest

Let's Be Honest

$3.00
The Real Me
The Real Me
The Real Me

The Real Me

$3.00
Clawtion: I Bite
Clawtion: I Bite
Clawtion: I Bite

Clawtion: I Bite

$3.00
Scoop My Poop
Scoop My Poop
Scoop My Poop

Scoop My Poop

$3.00
Pet Me
Pet Me
Pet Me

Pet Me

$3.00
Do Not Disturb
Do Not Disturb
Do Not Disturb

Do Not Disturb

$3.00
Clawtion: I Scratch
Clawtion: I Scratch
Clawtion: I Scratch

Clawtion: I Scratch

$3.00

Testimonials

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REALLY WORKS!
My human used to be an insubordinate slacker. But then I got myself this sweet-ass Pussweek collar pin, and BAM! She has finally realised her true potential! Now she understands that her main purpose in life is to feed me and then get lost. It's a miracle!

- Gravy

Russian Blue

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MAKES MY INTENTIONS CLEAR
Humans used to misunderstand my affections for friendship. Idiots. But since I stuck this bad boy on my collar there has been no more confusion. I am just here for the food and now everybody knows it. One person thought I was kidding, so I tried to eat their face.

- Reggie

Domestic Shorthair

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LESS EWW, MORE WOO!
Every now & then some weirdo decides to touch me without consent, and gets their greasy fingerprints all over my precious skin-fuzz. Now, thanks to these amazing communicative collar pins, I am taking back ownership of my body. Thank you, Pussweek!

- Scout

Devon Rex

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FINALLY, SOME PEACE!
For some reason, my pain in the ass human used to go on and on about her love life (or lack thereof) ad nauseam. But now she knows I don't give a f**k about her problems so she just cries into her box of wine instead. No wonder you're single, Brenda,

- Murtagh

Scottish Fold

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