Collar Pins
Wear your feelings on your collar (spelled out in plain stupid English) and never be misunderstood by your idiot human again!
The above are styling suggestions only. You may look better or worse than these cats, and that's for you to come to terms with in your own time.
Testimonials
REALLY WORKS!
My human used to be an insubordinate slacker. But then I got myself this sweet-ass Pussweek collar pin, and BAM! She has finally realised her true potential! Now she understands that her main purpose in life is to feed me and then get lost. It's a miracle!
- Gravy
Russian Blue
MAKES MY INTENTIONS CLEAR
Humans used to misunderstand my affections for friendship. Idiots. But since I stuck this bad boy on my collar there has been no more confusion. I am just here for the food and now everybody knows it. One person thought I was kidding, so I tried to eat their face.
- Reggie
Domestic Shorthair
LESS EWW, MORE WOO!
Every now & then some weirdo decides to touch me without consent, and gets their greasy fingerprints all over my precious skin-fuzz. Now, thanks to these amazing communicative collar pins, I am taking back ownership of my body. Thank you, Pussweek!
- Scout
Devon Rex
FINALLY, SOME PEACE!
For some reason, my pain in the ass human used to go on and on about her love life (or lack thereof) ad nauseam. But now she knows I don't give a f**k about her problems so she just cries into her box of wine instead. No wonder you're single, Brenda,
- Murtagh
Scottish Fold